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Ned_Flanders
Newbie
Posts: 6
Registered: 09-22-2006 Location:
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posted on 09-22-2006 at 13:24 |
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ooooooooooooooooooh
I have tried that masturbating under a tap malarky.
I once put my penis under the tap and proceeded to thrap furiusly whilst looking at pictures from my mams catalogue.
It was going fine until the water got hot and I then burnt my thingy.
I now cannot get an erection if I see a tap.
Help me.
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BigOne
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Posts: 25
Registered: 09-22-2006 Location:
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posted on 09-22-2006 at 13:27 |
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this is...
actually a common problem, Ned. I too have a big red swollen bellend because of this, i know i should have stopped when the water was getting hot, but i got carried away such was the intencity of the occasion, when i came it hit the walls and some on the ceiling, when i go back to mothers i always laugh, cos the stain is still there...
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jeffscully
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Registered: 09-22-2006 Location:
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posted on 09-22-2006 at 14:03 |
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Builders
get the builders in to sort out your leakage problem
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